How Come You're So Dumb

Words and Music by Roger Taylor and Hilary Vance

This girl is wounded, she's lost all her fight
She's even stopped caring if you're home at night
She's permanently pretty, she just watches TV
Thinks about leaving, but don't wanna be free

You just work at being a jerk
How come you're so dumb
How come you're so dumb
Oh how come
You're so dumb how come
(You're no intellectual)

This girl is wasted this girl is tired
This girl is crazy, nervous and wild
Gets up at seven, her life's so unfair
She's unmoved by Venus, her heart is so bare

You just work at being a jerk
How come you're so dumb
How come you're so dumb
Oh how come
You're so dumb how come

You've got some habits, they're all so very nice
Baby I don't mind if I was part of your vice (you know what I mean)
Baby I don't mind, I'm used to wasting time
When you're the only habit that I need

Oh how come you're so dumb how come
Oh how come you're so dumb how come