"Just William" is actually Brian with his voice speeded up (thanks to Sergey Zhuzhlin for the detective work to discover that!)
| Chorus: |
No! To Tyranny He shall not have his pleasure For Goodness shall prevail! No! To Villainy! To save our greatest treasure In this we cannot... |
| Princess: |
In this we cannot fail |
| King: |
My Dearest Daughter Will no-one save her? Half my Kingdom! |
| Chorus: |
He offers half his Kingdom! Will no-one dare to... |
| Princess: | Save me from the... |
| Chorus: |
Colossus? |
| Hero: |
I Will! Now all the World is waiting, Ho! A Maiden I must save, the world is waiting No time for hesitating If only I were brave, for Now, is the Hour Yes I was made the hero, Hero! It's my call, that's my cue! All eyes on you It's everything or nothing, Go! |
| King: |
Look out! He's coming through |
| Hero: |
I'll save you princess |
| Giant: |
PUNY PEASANTS! MOVE OVER!! |
| Chorus: |
Behold the Giant We stand our ground defiant |
| Giant: |
THE PRINCESS SHALL BE MINE OH YES, SHE WILL BE MINE Ha Ha Ha, WHO's NEXT??! |
| Hero: |
Hey, you up there with the b..beard! Oh I was made of Freedom Nobody pulls my strings And I can equal any man In all the grown-up things |
| Giant: |
Wooaarrgh! |
| Hero: |
Yes I was made of mischief They tell me I must learn But nothing is coincidence Whichever way I turn And I will do or die For I know one thing after all The bigger any giant comes The harder he may fall |
| Princess: |
My Hero! He saved me My hero my hero my hero my hero my hero! |
| Chorus: | Hail the hero |
| King: |
At last we have a hero |
| Chamberlain: |
Sire I'm told he is only a..a..a peasant |
| Chorus: |
Only a peasant He's nothing but a peasant! |
| Princess: | He's so daring and handsome and charming |
| King: | But a peasant, how very alarming |
| Princess: | He's so clever and brave and heroic |
| King: |
But a peasant, they're all Protozoic o-y! ALL TOGETHER All together we dance and play We're bright and gay, a loud Hooray! All together we greet the day |
| All: |
Colossus is no more! All together we celebrate The very hills reverberate To the heavens we elevate The Hero we adore |
| Ladies: |
All of a sudden the world is right The sun is up and shining bright All of a sudden the birds can sing And Spring is at the door... |
| King and Princess: |
All together in harmony A chorus ring, a symphony All together the Angels sing The Giant is no more!! |
| Princess: | What are we made of? |
| Hero: | Can we know what we will be... |
| Princess: | What are the chances |
| Hero: | I can find a better path |
| Princess: | The better life |
| Both: | The better me? |
| Chorus: | What are we made of |
| Hero: | Is it written in the sand |
| Princess: | Where are we sailing? |
| Both: |
To a strange and pleasant land Take my hand Sail with me |
| Chorus: | What are we made of? |
| Princess: |
If you think you know the answer Turn around |
| Both: |
Think again |
| King: | CARABONZA!!! |
| Chorus: | A fire breathing monster |
| King: | Alas we are undone |
| Chorus: | Hail the General! |
| King: |
He'll make his mark indelible! For now the chosen one |
| Princess: | One! |
| King: | Has begun! |
| Princess: |
Begun! |
| All: |
HO!! NO!! OFF YOU GO!! |
| King: |
Stand! for Justice Stand! for Honour Stand! with Courage, He Will Stand! with Valour, The Hero Aaaaa-o! Hiya-to-ha-o! Aaaaa-o! Hiya-to-ha-o! |
| Chorus: | Hail the General |
| King: | We're counting on the General!!! |
| Chorus: | For he will dare to |
| King: | He must dare to |
| All: |
He must dare to... |
| Chorus: |
War! War! |
| Pinocchio: |
Oh I was made of So I was made of I am made of...? |
| Princess: |
What are we made of? Just for this moment Take your life into your hands You'll decide what you are made of |
| Pinocchio: | What it is that I can be |
| Princess: |
Think again My friend Turn around |
| Both: | Think again |